In reality, these “nature reserves” would serve as concentration camps. Only this time around we’d have bleachers, stands, and stadium seating that can be reserved for a set price each day for the rest of us to enjoy, as we watch these animals kill each other, over a television!
Serious Question: Why aren't these farm animals caged and put in a zoo? I have a great idea for these fat retards: We set up nature reserves like Yosemite Park and drop these animals off in there. We'll build an outdoor shopping mall with chain stores and outlets, and all the McDonalds and Dairy Queen they can eat. We'll give them all credit cards with no limits and have different sales on each day of the week on a limited number of goods from China.