Psychotic Schizophrenic “Liberals” in Absolute Panic Mode! Talentless Hack Stewart goes on an emotional tirade. Get your plane tickets ready Asshole!!!

FROM YAHOO “NEWS”-  Jon Stewart returned to Stephen Colbert’s The Late Show for a second time this week, to remind fans how much they miss him as we’re being gobsmacked by this election cycle. Taking Colbert’s chair behind his desk – and forgetting they were live – he donned a suit jacket and clipped a tie to his chest hair, to talk aboutDonald Trump’s GOP nomination acceptance speech.

“Well the convention’s over. I thought Donald Trump was going to speak. Ivanka said he was going to come out. She said he was really compassionate and generous. But then this angry groundhog came out and vomited on everybody for an hour,” Stewart began telling Colbert’s wildly enthusiastic Ed Sullivan Theater audience.

“But the Republicans have a clear plan for America. They articulated it throughout the convention:
1.Jail your political opponent.
2.Inject Rudy Giiliani with a speedball and Red Bull enema.
3.Spend the rest of the time scaring the holy bejesus out of everybody.”

Stewart said he was enjoying the gymnastics portion of the program that’s about to come – The contortions that many conservative will now have to do, to embrace Donald J. Trump, “a man who clearly embodies all the things they have for years said that they have hated about Barack Obama.”

That queue up the clips of various Fox News talking heads calling Obama:
– One of the most inexperienced nominees to ever run for President
– One of the most divisive in history
– Notoriously thin-skinned
– Authoritarian
– A raging narcissist who has no grip on reality.

Speaking of Fox News, he and Colbert celebrated today’s resignation of Fox News chief Roger Ailes who both men mocked for years at Comedy Central.
Colbert kicked off the final night of his CBS late-night show’s live RNC coverage, noting “The Trumpening” was an “historic moment uniting America’s political system, entertainment complex and self-tanner industry.”

The good news about Trump’s acceptance speech?

America’s still a shining city
The bad news?

“The shining is just raging dumpster fires being set by roving bands of angry barbarians coming to kill us all,” Colbert said.

“It was a great performance. It really fired up the room and finally answered the question, ‘What if Frankenstein’s monster was in charge of the angry mob’.”

8 Comments on Psychotic Schizophrenic “Liberals” in Absolute Panic Mode! Talentless Hack Stewart goes on an emotional tirade. Get your plane tickets ready Asshole!!!

  1. Hillary Clinton campaign’s posted another impressive fundraising month in June but blew through almost the entire haul, spending more than in any other month of the cycle so far… The campaign spent $34.5 million and raised $36.4 million, leaving it with a slightly higher cash position of $44.4 million at the end of June, according to its latest report to the Federal Election Commission on Wednesday.


  2. Oyyyyyy…………Veyyyyyyyyyyyy
    Many Jews will vote for Hillary Clinton because they, like me, see her as tough, experienced, and highly qualified to be President, not to mention a friend of the Jewish people and the Jewish state. But even those who don’t much like Hillary or have been voting Republican for years will be supporting Mrs. Clinton in overwhelming numbers.  
    As Jennifer Rubin reports in the Washington Post, board members of the Republican Jewish Coalition, who are the Republican Party’s most loyal Jewish backers, are mostly refusing to give Trump money. And although Ms. Rubin is an aggressively conservative voice, she predicts with dismay that Hillary Clinton could receive 90 percent of the Jewish vote.
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    Tsivia 7 Hours Ago 2 1
    thank you, Rabbi Yoffie
    Unbeliever 7 Hours Ago 9 5
    “race-based nationalism”<<<<<<<<====== Typical jewish double standard.
    Israel is a welfare case at almost the cost of illegals, Israel: The World’s Only Ethno-State Which Denies that Same Right to Others.

    Gee so, why do so many hate us????


  3. I see riots at DNC the difference from ’68 will be more racial.
    They will leave Philly with more than a large cracked bell.
    IN-DEPTH: How President Obama’s trade deal is a corporate ‘Axis of Evil’ and Why it must be stopped.


  4. LexTalionis33 // July 24, 2016 at 11:00 pm // Reply

    Another scared effeminate loxist ranting on a shitty comedy show hoping the good cattle will hear him out before it’s too late…


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