Ryan Lochte and three other U.S. swimmers were robbed by thieves who put a cocked gun to Lochte’s head in multiracial socialism heaven Rio early Sunday morning.
“We got pulled over, in the taxi, and these guys came out with a badge, a police badge, no lights, no nothing just a police badge and they pulled us over,” Lochte told NBC. “They pulled out their guns, they told the other swimmers to get down on the ground — they got down on the ground. I refused, I was like we didn’t do anything wrong, so — I’m not getting down on the ground.
Lochte, who’s known for his laid-back, nonchalant attitude, added:
“And then the guy pulled out his gun, he cocked it, put it to my forehead and he said, ‘Get down,’ and I put my hands up, I was like ‘Whatever.’ He took our money, he took my wallet — he left my cell phone, he left my credentials.”
I guess Lochte got introduced to reality, I sense a future polar bear huntee.