WHAT’S UP WITH THE UNDIES?!
Raising money to cure a nasty genetic disorder not enough for you? OK, how about a one mile-ish fun run in your underwear in the middle of February, topped off with a wicked pre-game and after-party, great company, and more fun that you’ve EVER had on a Valentine’s Day?
(but do not objectify me, I can do it all on my own)
We know… we had you at “underwear.”
Cupid’s Undie Run started with the goal of raising money to end neurofibromatosis and, having raised $3.5 million last year, this thing just keeps getting bigger.
PANTS DROP THIS FEBRUARY. BE THERE!
Join in and take part in the best, craziest thing you’ve ever done. You’ll tell your grandkids about it – and sleep well knowing you helped raise millions for the Children’s Tumor Foundation and neurofibromatosis research.
Since its formation, the Children’s Tumor Foundation has been crucial to the development of solid scientific data about the genetic disorder neurofibromatosis (NF). Thanks to the generosity of our donors and supporters, we are breaking through barriers and forging the pathway that will lead to a cure.
The cause is a genetic mutation in certain genes. In half of cases these are inherited from a person’s parents while in the rest they occur during early development. The tumors involve supporting cells in the nervous system rather than the neurons. In NF1 the tumors are neurofibromas (tumors of the peripheral nerves) while in NF2 and schwannomatosis tumors of Schwann cells are more common. Diagnosis is typically based on the signs and symptoms and occasionally supported by genetic testing.
There is no known prevention or cure.
God forbid genetic hygiene (eugenics) be applied (you fucking NotSee).
Nah, let’s create another useless foundation that sucks resources from more immediate realistic problems that have an actual hope in hell of success, such as Anthropogenic (selfish white people) Global Warming or perhaps butt fucking HIV/AIDS.
But…But… it’s for the kids, REALLY?
The main component to eradicate these scourges on mankind is to get people, mainly white people to elevate their poor self esteem (feel better about themselves) by convincing thmselves they are having fun running around like degenerates before you fleece them.
So, where’s the boogeyman forcing them to do this foolishness?
Cleveland’s Cupid Undie Run
Cupid’s Undie Run in Minneapolis
University of Texas Undie Run